OCD Bunions etc

Share your ideas about the practical side of caring.
Sharing some valuable advice with you Image

1. OCD obssesive compulsion disorder, usually presents in bunions on the left foot in females.
Conversely, the right foot in males. It can be self diagnosed if you are prepared to take your vest off which will enable you to make a thorough examination. Of course do make sure the window is closed, you don't want to feel the cold.. Unless of course you have Donated power of Attorney, made a living will, checked out the Abbey pain scale and have cleaned down the side of the fridge. After all, removing your vest exposes you to catching a death of a cold, doesn't it.

Now, examine your foot carefully to assess any protusions taking Into colour of the skin surface. Examine extra very carefully ...depending on the size of the problem naturally.
you may that photographic evidence can aid diagnosis whilst computerised tomography, in my opinion, is a waste of NHS resources. (I hope the mods will tolerate the last sentence, I do appreciate that sexual connotations such as this might be contentious and so I will abide by mods decisions on this).

I note here that methods of diagnosis sound formidable but reassure you from the bottom of my heart that it is in fact quite painless.

2. Acute Arthritic flare up in the ear lobe treatment has changed dramatically over the years. Nowadays, dermatologists advise basic Cucumber treatment which is very effective and comparatively inexpensive. This treatment has been the cause of concern for some Rheumatologists and many papers have been published in the lancet and elsewhere.
However, have you ever seen a dermatologist suffering from an acute arthritic flare up in the ear lobe? facts speak for themselves!

The drawback in cucumber treatment is currently only effective for females. I can only assume this is related to the menstruated cycle which involves fluctuating levels of cholesterol and leukocyte and gin.
My local tesco has special offer on cucumbers right now I have not researched to see if the offer is nationwide? But well worth checking out the delicatessen counter, in any case.

3. Some patients contract dementia from dog poo and it can cause distress for all the family. Whilst someone is having dementia they will most likely forget to send those Familiar birthday cheques the family had become reliant on. So remember, it affects all the family, not just the patient. The one good thing about dementia is that you only get it once, unlike the common cold. I find that a great comfort.

4. U.T.I. As I am sure you will have read recurs every time we have a new UFO landing.Obvious really. The clue is in the initials. But as stressed carers we sometimes miss the obvious, alas. Image

If only the politicians could see the wider perspective. To be fair the Green Party made a stand once? Unfortunately it stood in the way of the landing path so little was achieved.
Just bad timing, I guess. it is now not even given a mention in the manifesto.

I trust this information will be of huge practical benefit to you Image Image



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glad to see you're back on top form Image Image Image Image Image
Your mother is prescribed liquid meds and oral suspensions????
Typical Image Kids and the Elderly always given priority whilst we poor overworked carer have to swallow HUGE giant Pills.What is the NHS coming to?

The Stand damaged? oh yes Image
The scorched remains are being investigated by "appropriate authorities"
I suspect CIA involvement? But who am I to complain.... I once watched a film of the show Oklahoma and actually quite enjoyed it. As they say a time and a place for everything.

Sussex, applying liquid meds landing areas might well be effective. It surely would be more cost effective to use doublebase or even diprobase base.....far cheaper and similar consistency? And it's very good as a hand beauty treatment too. And who on earth is going to be responsible for spreading it? PLEASE don't suggest the Environment Agency.

By the way, news on diabetes. PLAIN chocolate is now available on prescription. Those with diabetes have to eat masses of it in order to prevent hyper wisteria.
A word of warning though. Do check out the pharmacy. Errors have been made. Trust me. best to avoid obese pharmacists. just to be on the safe side.
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I had to log on again just to sort you out.... Tut tut you have no idea how self sacrificing I am.

What am I ON? WHAT am I on??

It should be flipping obvious. But if I MUST spell it out for you, OK.

120 grams of prosciutto cotto di vignola (posh ham in case you are going to askagain) followed by four jam doughnuts. yep FOUR. SSSSCCCCrumptious.

isn't that what Everyone uses? Image Maybe I will add that in advice to new members, hmmmm.
OMG you get outbreaks of hypoglycamia Image Do you find it inhibiting on social occasions? perhaps try wearing those padded ski pants .....it might cover up the worst of it.
remember, beauty is only skin deep.

You could also try consulting an immunologist, a professional one. Some of the amateurs only have a basic grasp of the problem and can often ill advise.

Like my local one. he is based in the butchers shop, just off the high, near the traffic lights.
Being of a broad medical background he is also willing to offer sound family planning advice, his speciality is the coil. Quite useful as I can collect a few sausages at the same time. Being of a medical background he can also advise on which detergents are on offer in the supermarket .....and his understanding of disinfectants is quite astounding.

His specialism is the coil but the way he waves his cleaver about I often wonder what he can help the male customers with. best not to dwell on that. absolutely none of my business. Image
Exactly WHAT sort of response do you call that SussexR? I am shocked. Image
It is about time you took this caring lark seriously instead of playing around like a schoolboy.

A video clip of you rolling around laughing..and a poorly filmed one at that? ??????

All I can see is your head and your arms flailing around in the air. And for the avoidance of doubt, yes I did manage to find my specs and even used a magnifier too. Absolutely Definitely ......No Legs.

it's been quite a fair old time since I, personally, have been leg less. Image
if you can manage to sit up and treat this topic seriously I will be glad to hear YOUR advice on hangover cures.
regards
Dancedintherain NB formal mode in lieu of the circumstances Image
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I’m not legless…. yet!
So now you're 'armless' too. Shame on you Image
Stop speaking in a Cockney accent immediately; you're from Essex Image
Do you suffer from RAD (Regional Accent Deficiency?) If so you need to increase your level of Dopeimnot receptors by increasing your uptake of Sarahtoldme.
If you'd only listened to Sarah in the first place, none of this would've happened. Image
Next time, take note of what your moon-lighting greengrocer tells you; even if they are a chiropodist Image
Need a coffee,,,, will return to this in a bit, meanwhile HUMPH.
SR It is obvious you feel no remorse at all but at least consider the negative impact you are having on other members. Also note that at your age dignity would be a useful aim. Image

Witness Sajehars Intitial response here, following your disrespectful lead Image Unashamedly rolling around in such an Undignified manner scuffing her Doc martins in the process.

sajehar, known to her intimate friends as LeccyGirl, And to her nephew as Auntie. and to her brother as sister. And to pals as mate. And to her parents as daughter.

Leccy Girl, you have already mitigated yourself, in your second post. Thank you.

However, I cannot let this pass without comment.

You have made no secret of the fact you fancy getting your hands on my FOC EDF Energy Monitoring Device. Image I hasten to advice you that your first response was NOT, I repeat NOT, the best way to achieve your ambition.
bear in mind that in Life, I find under statements are a useful tool.
(Too few people understand that, quote Michael Caine, actor)

As for your second response I believe it may well be of use here and is most certainly not Off Topic. Congratulations. One ambition achieved.

You may call me DR. Image