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Chris From The Gulag wrote:A bit hit or miss at times ... magpie up first time , a black cat takes patience ... even if that is a straight yellow card for some ????
I only do red cards :lol: Nothing in between Chris
Takes a little footie savvy and known Green Light habitat to get that one ?

It will come ... the right place for all fellow carer inmates !
Chris From The Gulag wrote:Takes a little footie savvy and known Green Light habitat to get that one ?

It will come ... the right place for all fellow carer inmates !
I have never scored a home goal yet Chris coz I'm a clever cat :ugeek:
Word got around of our windfall.

Monday morning , a visit. Whistle went , all out in the gloom to the exercise yard. Lined up in ranks.

Black 6 wheeled mercedes arrives. Out goose stepping comes the DWP boss in long black leather coat , closely followed by two clowns in their daily uniforms , his henchmen.

You know the sort. Two inmates who had passed over during the night brought out on stretchers. One stare each from " Obergruppenführer Lazarus " and passed fit for duty on the spot , a typical PIP Assessment 'round 'ere.

" I understand you lot had a good weekend. Whose the biggest thief amongst you ? "

To an inmate , we all held up our right arms ... and in our right hands , we all held mirrors ... pointed at ...
guess who ?
Chris From The Gulag wrote:Word got around of our windfall.

Monday morning , a visit. Whistle went , all out in the gloom to the exercise yard. Lined up in ranks.

Black 6 wheeled mercedes arrives. Out goose stepping comes the DWP boss in long black leather coat , closely followed by two clowns in their daily uniforms , his henchmen.

You know the sort. Two inmates who had passed over during the night brought out on stretchers. One stare each from " Obergruppenführer Lazarus " and passed fit for duty on the spot , a typical PIP Assessment 'round 'ere.

" I understand you lot had a good weekend. Whose the biggest thief amongst you ? "

To an inmate , we all held up our right arms ... and in our right hands , we all held mirrors ... pointed at ...
guess who ?
I have to agree with you, it's not just the one service that employs clowns they all do...it's in the contract of employment you see...You have to be able to juggle money...or play a fiddle.It's the only way to get a job with the Elbert Humpalumpa as your manager. Elbert is a female strange as the name maybe...She stands to instruct the mice on the mouse organ...while the fats cats eat sardines...Who did they point at...that'll be the one who got away...and who will they blame?
Hi Charm

I've sent you a pm as I've moved the photos of your lovely cats to a topic of their own in General Chit Chat (under the Social Area heading)

:D
Check out the annual Christmas card we receive from the Government :

http://www.carersuk.org/forum/news-camp ... rers-28016

Hasn't changed for a decade or more , they bought a job lot of 50 !

Looks as if some of the images have faded ... what can you expect when you pay £ 1 for 50 in any pound shop ... will be remedied by Christmas time this year.

Trust me on that one !
Chris From The Gulag wrote:Check out the annual Christmas card we receive from the Government :

http://www.carersuk.org/forum/news-camp ... rers-28016

Hasn't changed for a decade or more , they bought a job lot of 50 !

Looks as if some of the images have faded ... what can you expect when you pay £ 1 for 50 in any pound shop ... will be remedied by Christmas time this year.

Trust me on that one !
Yes, it will...There's more than one person..on the 'job'...some are prepared to use the 'stunts law' to kick that door down :shock:
susieq wrote:Hi Charm

I've sent you a pm as I've moved the photos of your lovely cats to a topic of their own in General Chit Chat (under the Social Area heading)

:D
I've been looking for the site writing comp. was told there was one. Anyone know where it is??
Oh here's a taster of some of my poems
https://charmsbattleforjames.wordpress. ... the-poems/
I will write some new stuff for the comp though:)
charm_1965 wrote: I've been looking for the site writing comp. was told there was one. Anyone know where it is??
Oh here's a taster of some of my poems
https://charmsbattleforjames.wordpress. ... the-poems/
I will write some new stuff for the comp though:)
Here is some background info
http://www.carersuk.org/how-you-can-hel ... ompetition

We are actually in process of setting a thread up on forum re poems by members and it will be available later tonight :D

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