Well, we had a bit of a panic last night when he was admitted to hospital (full bladder but couldn't wee) where they inserted a catheter - honestly, I had no idea that the human bladder could hold that much wee! - and kept him in overnight before discharging him back to the care home, who have agreed he can stay there longer than the 7 days he's supposed to be there.

He was flirting with his favourite nurse when I left him tonight, so clearly he's feeling better.

I now have a carer's support worker, who tells me she thinks I'm suffering from stress.

I managed not to laugh hollowly.