Page 3 of 4

at Marie's post

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:44 pm
by ozzysmum
Image at Marie's post

Hi One of my Mum's Favorite

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:46 am
by Guest
Hi
One of my Mum's Favorite saying's.
Was Once Bitten Twice shy.
I think I will take that advice.
Take care John.

I have cheated.....these are not

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 11:51 pm
by rosemary
I have cheated.....these are not mine but from an email sent to me tonight.... Image Image


'25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER'

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR .
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running t o me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU' !!!

My Mum always says "You

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:42 am
by Penny
My Mum always says "You die if you worry, you die if you don't ...... so why worry?"

She is 83 and her Mother always told her this and she lived to about 90. I like this saying because it's positive and it does make you think!

Mine used to say "No

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:26 pm
by Myrtle
Mine used to say "No point worrying 'til it gets here, then it's too late!" Image

It's not so much what

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 1:38 pm
by Lola
It's not so much what my Mum says, I admire her for the way she has the courage and fearlessness to speak her mind. I also respect and admire her ability to reason and her wisdom and life experience, and the fact that we can be best friends as well as respecting her as my Mum......plus she makes me laugh so much! Image Image Image

Although we hate to admit it, Mum's are usually always right Image

When my daughter was going

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:24 pm
by Pysie
When my daughter was going through a period of low self-esteem, Mum would tell her, 'Always say to yourself, I'm as good as any and better than many'. It worked!

what lovely replies i think

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:45 pm
by welshie
what lovely replies i think you all covered my mums sayings apart from the odd one i could never repeat Image

my mum always said and

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:22 am
by catwhit
my mum always said and still does when passing wind.
good auld bum and naybuddie shoving Image

These days Mum's most frequent

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:16 am
by johnrush
These days Mum's most frequent comment is "Eh?"