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Carers UK Forum • The Husband that thought he was in Charge.
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The Husband that thought he was in Charge.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:10 pm
by Guest
Husband finishes reading the book.

(Be the man of your house)

And Say's to his wife.
From now on my word is law.
You Will prepare me a gourmet meal 2nite with a sumptuous dessert.
Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want.
You will bathe me as I relax, towel me dry and massage my feet and back,
Then 2morrow guess who will dress me and comb my hair?''

Wife says''
The F--king funeral director would be my first guess''

Let that be a warning

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:46 pm
by Bluebird
Let that be a warning to all you men out there Image Image
Bluebird x

Duly warned!!

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:20 pm
by charles47
Image Image Duly warned!!

Old family proverb to the

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:25 pm
by poppett
Old family proverb to the men of the clan.........."You may well wear the trousers in this house, but you are not the boss!".

Also "If at first you don`t succeed, try it the wife`s way!".

Take care
Meg

Three men were sitting together

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:51 pm
by rosemary
Three men were sitting together in a bar bragging about how they had given their new wives their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Albania and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man ( JohnRJ ) had married a Geordie girl. He boasted that he had told her she was to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and that he wanted hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye Image Image Image Image


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Hi Rosemary As in that record

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:21 pm
by Guest
Hi Rosemary

As in that record (The Deck of Card's) Where the narrator end's up saying I Was that Soldier.

Well I am that husband married to that Geordie girl.

45 years and still getting black eye's only joking about the black eye's Pat dare not do that only joking again.
John