Re: Funniest thing you've seen on medical notes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:41 pm
I recently had to use my toilet with 2 paramedics sitting listening, because my bathroom door won't shut once I go in there in my wheelchair (small flat). I was a bit shy, but thought ''Oh what the heck, so long as I don't break wind loudly, I'll be ok''Re-being embarassed when young but blase when older. Yes, I have slowly become almost (almost) immune to these things.

Then I was visiting P on the ward, and used a toilet that the nurses warned me had a broken lock. It was the only disabled toilet I could see, so I just shrugged and used it anyway. Too bad if they see me wobbling and attempting to hover over the disabled toilet. Half their a*ses are hanging out on that ward anyway. Might as well enter into the spirit of things eh?

Agree on the convene thing though. P had trouble with his, but I wasn't going there. Nuh uh. I just called the nurses and went to admire a better view out the window (8th floor, nice....)