scientists have just discovered a black hole we as carers could have told them about this black hole years ago it is above the department of health N.H.S. every thing that enters the N.H.S. ( money) just vanishes and is never seen again it is just about to consume Ã‚Â£250 million .
Too true George. In the old days the DHSS as it was used to be nicknamed the Department of Stealth and Total Obscurity.
... and that was by the staff who worked there...
It was based at the Elephant and Castle near Guys Hospital. Whenever they issued a White Paper the headline was always the same:
"Elephant gives birth to a Mouse"
Plus ÃƒÂ§a change, plus c'est la mÃƒÂªme chose
... (the more things change, the more they stay the same)