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What's the Funniest Thing that has happened today? - Page 4 - Carers UK Forum

What's the Funniest Thing that has happened today?

For issues specific to caring for someone with dementia.
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Henrietta wrote:On the subject of slippers- Dad needed to put his third slipper on :shock:
That happened to us too -
Dad (on the phone): I've lost one of my shoes
Me: OK, what is on your left foot?
Dad: A shoe
Me: What is on your right foot?
Dad: A shoe
Me: There you go then, they,re both there
Dad: But shouldn't there be another one?
Me: Not unless you're Jake the frickin' Peg, mate
Dad: Oh
On the phone today
Mum "Well I am 96 you know"
Me " No you're not. You are only 94"
Mum "When did that happen? No one told me" ( said with real indignation)
After a Wedding - I took Mum aged 91, home and before returning to the reception said:

Me: " Look Mum, you have had a couple of drinks, I want to see you safely tucked up in bed before I go back to the reception".

Mum - all 4' 10" of her, drew herself up to her full height and looked at me sternly from under her large blue hat and said:

" Who's the Mother and who's the daughter around here?" :lol:
This gem from today -

Dad: I could really do with a...
Me: Cuppa tea?
Dad: Airline pilot.
Me: [...]
Pope pouri
That s so funny. I have tears rolling down my face
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Airline Pilot BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
This simply has to be today... when my just 6 years old granddaughter was chatting on the phone to me, and asked me if she knew me when I was a little girl !!!!!! Lovely xx
And now my little granddaughter wants to know how to shake hands with fairies
She sounds a gem.

Melly1
Melly1 wrote:She sounds a gem.

Melly1
She certainly is !!
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