Spell checker bloopers

[MrsAverage]

I'm not the best typist, especially on tablet keypad so I get lots of auto corrections, some of which make me laugh

Today I tried to type:
Mercies of the system
It gave
Merciless the system

Which I thought quite ironic

What bloopers do you get?

[susieq]

years ago (and I mean 50+ years !) when computers were first being introduced into the workplace, I worked for British Airways (BOAC as it was then) in Reservations. They had one of the first computerised airline reservation systems which would only accept standardised input. Some bright spark found that if you typed the word "rape" you got the response "invalid entry" which was quite appropriate

[Pet66]

What time does father Christmas start in the grotto in house of Fraser. But the spell checker changed starts to farts!! My friend to her daughter,.