No, not the programme through the round window but attempting to watch TV with mother.
I only wanted to watch the football on Fri:
Mum: which colour is England?
Me: England all wear white
Mum: so who is in blue?
Me: the referee
Mum: he's going the same way as the white ones - is he english? And who is in yellow>
Me: the english goalkeeper.
Mum (triumphant): so they're not all in white after all ...
Pause:
Mum: where are they playing?
Me: Wembley
Mum: well, I don't think much of this Wembley team!
Oh the bliss of the second half when she fell asleep
I only wanted to watch the football on Fri:
Mum: which colour is England?
Me: England all wear white
Mum: so who is in blue?
Me: the referee
Mum: he's going the same way as the white ones - is he english? And who is in yellow>
Me: the english goalkeeper.
Mum (triumphant): so they're not all in white after all ...
Pause:
Mum: where are they playing?
Me: Wembley
Mum: well, I don't think much of this Wembley team!
Oh the bliss of the second half when she fell asleep
