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These will bring smiles -Carers UK Forum

These will bring smiles

Socialise and chat about other areas of your life
Did you hear the joke about the coronavirus? "
"No."
" Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around. "

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to take me to the top of a hill and roll me down in a tyre.
They were Goodyears.
Never tyred me out.

Boss man arrived for work in Rolls Royce.
One of his workers admired it.
Boss man said, "If you work hard, I shall be able buy a new one next year."

You are not allowed to watch TV anymore in Afghanistan because of the Telly ban.
Good to hear from you, Albert.

😆🤣😂

How are you?

Melly1
Melly1 wrote:
Sun Aug 29, 2021 8:03 pm
Good to hear from you, Albert.

😆🤣😂

How are you?

Melly1
I'm OK, Melly. Have just cut a crop circle in my field. In the middle is cage with
a Lion in it !! He has broken one of the bars trying to escape. :D
So very busy trying to forget the bad times.
Hope all is well with you. Take care.
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Albert
I'm pleased to hear from you too.
Very meaningful post with the caged lion!!
Here's a few from me to keep you going.

Q. What is the definition of abundance?
A. 24 little cakes dancing.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.
I can't wait to see his little face light up when he opens it.

The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair is on Monkey

A man and his wife are playing golf. As they get to the 16th she says to him
WIFE - If anything happened to me would you marry again.
HUSBAND - No
WIFE - Why not?
HUSBAND - There could never be another woman to replace you.
WIFE - But darling, I wouldn't mind. I'd hate you to be alone.


At the 17th hole
WIFE - and if you did marry again would you move her in to our home.
HUSBAND - No
WIFE - Why not?
HUSBAND - It is our home where we raised our children.
WIFE - But darling, I wouldn't mind. You love our house, I wouldn't want you to feel you had to move out.


Then at the 18th hole.
WIFE - and if you married again, and she moved in to our house, would you let her use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND - No
WIFE - Why not?
HUSBAND - She's left handed.

I've been stocking up on tinned fruit, ice cream and raspberry sauce.
I plan to self isolate for a month of sundaes.

Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone of the oldest ever living man. He was 193 and his name was Miles, from Dublin.

Tonight while we were watching TV my wife suddenly stopped and said “You haven’t listened to a word I’ve said!”
An odd way to start a conversation in my opinion.
Ayjay :D :D :D
Just one more....
Man was told that a thermos flask could both keep hot liquids hot
and cold things cold.
So he bought one and tried it out. He put 2 cups of hot tea in it
together with a choc ice.