The Casual Banter Thread

[Tilly Brice]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!


You all made me laugh so loud that mum came in to see if I was ok!!...

You sure all finding your own way into my heart

Tilly xxx

[no1mum]

Tilly.......

[no1mum]

And for my sins I have a lovely t shirt that says I-pood....................I know trust me to lower the tone.

[Kiki B]

All out beginners at work have ipads, they complained sooo much when they first got them co it was different to using a lap top, that I called them all incompetent pads.

[no1mum]

Kiki if I laugh any more I'm going to need some of those.

[harryh31]

Hi All,
Just popped over from a different thread and picking up on the "Crumbs under keyboard " issue............ I never leave my breadcrumbs under the keyboard longer than two weeks because they get to hard to chew.

[no1mum]

Aha Harry, the trick is to sweep them out and soak them in some water to soften them back up.

[harryh31]

Well, well, well................thanks for the softening tip.

One good tip deserves a return good tip.....so .......when you have collected enough breadcrumbs to make a bread pudding..... to test whether or not its cooked properly take it out of the baking tin and throw it against the kitchen wall.........if it sticks to the wall it ain't done.....if it slides down the wall its done. (Preferably use a tiled wall)

[susieq]

Well, well, well................thanks for the softening tip.

One good tip deserves a return good tip.....so .......when you have collected enough breadcrumbs to make a bread pudding..... to test whether or not its cooked properly take it out of the baking tin and throw it against the kitchen wall.........if it sticks to the wall it ain't done.....if it slides down the wall its done. (Preferably use a tiled wall)

Harry - laughed so much I need one of Charles Ipeed's

[Koala]

How to Soften Keyboard Breadcrumbs in the Microwave

Step 1
Wet a clean dish towel with water and squeeze out the excess.

Step 2
Wrap the towel loosely around the keyboard breadcrumbs and then place on a microwave-safe dish.

Step 3
Place the dish in the microwave for 10 seconds.

Step 4
Unwrap the towel when the microwave is done. Test the keyboard breadcrumbs with your fingers to ensure that they have been softened. If not, wrap them once again and microwave for another 10 seconds.

Warning:
Be careful when removing the keyboard breadcrumbs after they have been in the microwave. They will be hot!