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Carers UK Forum • Satnav.
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Satnav.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:36 pm
by Pete the Paint
A LITTLE POEM FOR YOU ALL

I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are.

I also have another Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles per hour", it says
"You're doing seventy five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages

And my tendency to scoff,

I do wish that once in a while

I could turn the damned thing off.

Re: Satnav.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:18 am
by charles47
Ah, so you have a Satnav and a Satnag!

Re: Satnav.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:28 am
by Pete the Paint
Image Image No not really Charles. My wife just sits there and dosen't say a word about my driving. She just lets me get on with it. Now Mother-in Law was a very different model! Image

Re: Satnav.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 11:49 am
by Myrtle
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Re: Satnav.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:03 pm
by JHR57
First thing that has made me smile so far today LOL xxxxxxx

Re: Satnav.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:18 pm
by rosemary
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Re: Satnav.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:41 pm
by no1mum
Brilliant. Image Image

Re: Satnav.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:36 pm
by Melly1
Fab. Image

Melly1

Re: Satnav.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:41 am
by charles47
My Mum was brilliant. Her instructions were precise and accurate. On more than one occasion, she told me: "You need to turn right here" as we passed it. And she was always right. Image

Re: Satnav.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:28 am
by sturdygirl
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