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A funny joke to cheer people up - Carers UK Forum

A funny joke to cheer people up

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THE TALKING CENTIPEDE

A man goes into a pet shop and said that he wanted something different he was bored of the same rabbits, mice, Guinea pigs.
The shop assistant said I have just what you need and ran around to the back of the shop a d came back with a shoe box and said in this short box is just what you want, it is a talking centipede and you can have him for £100. £100 shrieked the man I want to see him talk for that price. So the shop keeper muttered a few words to the centipede and it said nothing, after a few attempts the man said look I will give you £50 to take it off of your hands, so with that he put the centipede on the front seat of the car and said Mr. Centipede would you like to come with me to the pub, no reply a d thought I wait until I get home, he put the box with the centipede on the side board and said would you like to come with me to the pub still no answer a d thought it must be tired from the journey I'll try again in half an hour, he said again would you like to come with me to the pub STILL no answer. Okay he thought I will give it one more try and if he doesn't speak I will take it back to the pet shop and get my money back. Half an hour later he said to the centipede would you like to come with me to the pub and the centipede said hang on a minute I heard you the first time, I'm just putting in my shoes. :D :D :D
Thanks, Markie.

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Melly1
:D
Love the punchline!
funny story, thank you!
That was hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:
haha, i found it very funny
If you visit HMS Victory, there is a brass plaque mounted on a bit of wood on the deck that bears the legend "Nelson Fell Here".

To be honest I am not surprised, it sticks up a good inch and a half proud of the deck.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Melly1