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Little ones' sayings - Carers UK Forum

Little ones' sayings

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Thought I'd start this thread, full of stuff that kids have said.
Grandson wants to buy grandad a stuffed toy Wenlock (he already has Mandeville), because :-
"it will be a friend for Mandeville and I just know that grandadMark will definately love it. I've got money, I can pay."
This is what Zac learned at school tursday, forgive me for being lazy, i copied from my fb page x
Me "did you have a good day at school"
Zac, :yes
Me :did you learn anything,
Zac Yes, i learned i have an new imaginary friend, its a tiger and its going to live in our garden, iv been training it.
Me : Oh sounds good, did you learn anything real.
Zac : no.
Got to love kids x

Love this thread already x
Picture the scene: a butcher's shop in Devon...pheasants hanging in the window...Mike asks the butcher: "Did you kill them?"

Butcher: "No, I didn't. Someone else did."

Mike: "You mean you're innocent? You're not a murderer?"
A family gathering and the youngest one has been mis-behaving so badly that she is sent up to her room by her exasperated parents.
She stamps up every step of the stairs and at the top pulls herself up to her highest and comes out with the worst insult she can think of

"And youre all ugly"
When my uncle R used to wind up auntie M she would tell him "away and raffle yourself". My cousin was in trouble with uncle R and before he stamped off in the huff announced "away and rupture yourself".xx
Overheard between next door neighbour and her youngest:


Mum : "Andy why are you so naughty ?"
Andy: "Not my fault"
Mum: "Why is it not your fault?"
Andy: "It's Jesus' fault"
Mum: "How come?"
Andy: "Must be Jesus' fault - he made me !"
I shall always remember my late cousin's daughter (now also passed away) :-
Paula to me - 'You're older than me, aren't you?'
Me to Paula - 'Well, yes, I'm about 15 years older than you.'
Paula to me - 'Well, when I grow up to be 16, I'll be older than you then.'
I have a funny that Sy once said but it might offend so better not but it is a belter lol
Grandson this evening on the phone:-
'We're doing about houses and homes this year at school. Mummy took a photo of me outside my house and I took it into class to go on the wall.'

Me:- 'Great stuff, don't forget there are bungalows and flats as well as houses. And you know grandad and nana live in a bungalow.'

'Yes, I know about bungalows - that's where old people live ...............'


((er, grandad and nananana are 55 and 53, we're not OLD!))
'Yes, I know about bungalows - that's where old people live ...............'


((er, grandad and nananana are 55 and 53, we're not OLD!))
But you ARE old - to your Grandson! Image

This reminded me of the similar comment my Grandson made.
Having recently moved to our new bungalow, I jokingly explained to him that bungalows are for people like us who are slowing down now and getting old.

His reply.....

"You're not old!!!!" To which my wife and I beamed!

Then he added......

"You're ancient!" Image