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I was pulled over by the police who were looking out for drink drivers after coming out of a pub this Christmas.
I had only been in for a coffee and a cake.
I spoke to the police officer and told him I was on antibiotics for about the 10th Christmas in a row so I could not drink alcohol.
Suddenly he remembered he pulled me over last year just before Christmas. He recognised the storey and remembered I had a red car and I now have a blue one.
He did not bother doing a test.
I am glad drink driving appears to be diminishing but there are still far to many drink drivers on the road.
One is too many.