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Annoying Comment Olympics - Page 2 - Carers UK Forum

Annoying Comment Olympics

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Bronze - So what exactly is wrong with him?
Verdict - Hes got an acquired brain injury from a road traffic accident.


Silver - So why doesnt he get a job?
Verdict - He has uncontrolled epilepsy, memory problems, falls a lot and cannot work out how to do tasks in the right order. Hes also mid-fifties. You try getting a job with that lot

Gold - Do you think its genuine?
Verdict - I know he doesnt look (or sound) disabled, but not all disabled people are in a wheelchair.
Joint bronze -
We'll come and visit ....
I'll phone you ...
Well tonight I've been told Mam'll last only about another 72 hours so it's too damned late and you needn't think you can swan up to the funeral for a free chow-down now she's no longer here! You've had 9 years to visit or phone!

Silver - Do you not have carers? We didv have but they didn't turn up when they were supposed to.
But gold medal ............. Do you get attendance allowance? First question most professionals ask with £ signs appearing in their eyes!!!
Well tonight I've been told Mam'll last only about another 72 hours
((((((((((huge hugs))))))))))
My top Gold Medal is awarded to a rather snooty-nosed neice, who managed - after weeks of wrestling - to find a formula that invited all twelve of her cousins to her wedding except one: my son (who just happens to have Downs Syndrome). Her criteria was that places were limited so she was excluding anyone aged under 17 ... priceless ! My silver medal goes to her mother, my older sister, who managed to persuade my parents that my son was violent and deranged and might damage their precious collection of porcelain or her husbands equally priceless collection of model cars. Bronze medal goes to my mother for, even for a moment, actually believing any of this rubbish.
Don't you just love families, sometimes, Scally? Image
OH I can assure you Scally we have some these delightful family members in our family too - the amount of folk that have said we cannot come and visit your Dad because we have children/grandchildren and he may give them something. Only thing Dad gives any of the kiddies who come to visit is a fiver for their money box but I can assure you he has picked many a bug up off other folk. Makes my blood boil for a while then I change the thought pattern and think well actually I don't like them very much anyway so let them stay where they are. I'm sure you and your lovley Son would be happier staying at home than stuck at a stuffy posh wedding where folks might be staring anyway xxxxxxx
Bloody hell Scally. That really pi**ed me off big time!!!!!! Image Image Image