women drivers

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This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a

In a brand new VW Golf !!
Doing 80mp/hr.
With her face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily..

But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Which splashed
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers!!
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Once managed to set fire to my trousers dropping a cigarette whilst driving to an important meeting: didn't bat an eyelid, a modest burn on the thigh and a tiny hole in the trews is nothing compared to a head on crash: just pulled in and sorted it out. I generally find that if you use black felt pen on your bare legs to cover the pinkness, only a very discerning observer can detect the small hole in your trousers.
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