The Twelve Days of Christmas

[Melly1]

For this game, copy the previous post, change the number and add the next line . I’ve done two posts to start everyone off:

On the first day of Christmas Santa gave to me ...

A day off beside the sea

[Melly1]

On the second day of Christmas Santa gave to me,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea,

[Ayjay]

On the third day of Christmas Santa gave to me,
Three urine soaked garments, two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea.

Got to keep it real!

[Melly1]

On the fourth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Four loads of washing,
Three urine soaked garments,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea.

[Albert_1604]

On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Five uneaten meals to wash up,
Four loads of washing,
Three urine soaked garments,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea.

[Ayjay]

On the sixth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Six DWP questionnaires,
Five uneaten meals to wash up,
Four loads of washing,
Three urine soaked garments,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea.

[Melly1]

On the seventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Seven calls need making,
Six DWP questionnaires,
Five uneaten meals to wash up,
Four loads of washing,
Three urine soaked garments,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea.

[Ayjay]

On the eighth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Eight Sprout Surprise crackers,
Seven calls need making,
Six DWP questionnaires,
Five uneaten meals to wash up,
Four loads of washing,
Three urine soaked garments,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea.

[Melly1]

On the ninth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Nine tasty food treats,
Eight Sprout Surprise crackers,
Seven calls need making,
Six DWP questionnaires,
Five uneaten meals to wash up,
Four loads of washing,
Three urine soaked garments,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea.

[Ayjay]

On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Ten nearly redundant Elves
Nine tasty food treats,
Eight Sprout Surprise crackers,
Seven calls need making,
Six DWP questionnaires,
Five uneaten meals to wash up,
Four loads of washing,
Three urine soaked garments,
Two quiet mins and a day off beside the sea