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Topic By Alphabet! - Page 7 - Carers UK Forum

Topic By Alphabet!

Please feel free to join in or start any games.
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Smoking is good for you, and it's not addictive; I've smoked 60 a day for 20 years, so I should know. Don't mind giving up exercise, though.
Tell me ... have you invited Jesus into your life?
Unicorns are also worth inviting into your life, but according to my book of logarithmic tables they appear most frequently at 4am; are you an early riser?
very revealing....so only nutritionists and dieticians study nutrition as part of their training - not doctors? Image
Why don't you doctors learn to write legibly.... I can't make out if you've prescribed me codeine or cyanide.
Yes I will eat less, smoke less, exercise... Image
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Well, Y is the last letter in this game (x and z can be omitted)...does someone
else want to choose the next topic, i.e. a situation? Will wait a bit and see....

WHAT NOT TO DO or SAY AT A LIBRARY

Ask if the staff can fix you up with someone! Image
But only if it's with that librarian with glasses Image
Chanting......
Do you have a book section for pornography; I looking for men wearing NHS glasses and nothing else.
278 posts