Topic By Alphabet!

[Sajehar]

"Give me some high strength pain killers first; my top left hand wisdom tooth is killing me."

"Have you seen a dentist?"

"I cant' stand 'em. Gimme, gimme, gimme some pain killers that actually work!"

[amy green]

Just tell me the diagnosis - I like to treat myself with alternative therapy.

[Sajehar]

Kleptomania, but I'm no kleptomaniac. How dare you accuse me of stealing.Your stethoscope must have fallen into my shopping bag.

[amy green]

Let's go for a drink sometime!

[Sajehar]

My place or yours? Is that a stethoscope you have in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me, despite the hairy palms?

[amy green]

No, I'm not going to take antibiotics...do you know all the side effects????

[Sajehar]

On what grounds do you say antibiotics have no side effects? Look at my palms...

[amy green]

Please sign this petition that gives more rights to us patients!

[Sajehar]

Quality care commission is who I'll be complaining to about you, if you don't prescribe me homeopathic medicine, a course of blood letting and refuse to sign my petition.

[amy green]

Really ... you should do something about your weight!