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"Give me some high strength pain killers first; my top left hand wisdom tooth is killing me."

"Have you seen a dentist?"

"I cant' stand 'em. Gimme, gimme, gimme some pain killers that actually work!"
Just tell me the diagnosis - I like to treat myself with alternative therapy.
Kleptomania, but I'm no kleptomaniac. How dare you accuse me of stealing.Your stethoscope must have fallen into my shopping bag.
Let's go for a drink sometime! Image Image
My place or yours? Is that a stethoscope you have in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me, despite the hairy palms?
No, I'm not going to take antibiotics...do you know all the side effects???? Image Image
On what grounds do you say antibiotics have no side effects? Look at my palms...
Please sign this petition that gives more rights to us patients! Image
Quality care commission is who I'll be complaining to about you, if you don't prescribe me homeopathic medicine, a course of blood letting and refuse to sign my petition.
Really ... you should do something about your weight! Image
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