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Carers UK Forum • Topic By Alphabet! - Page 5
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Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:38 pm
by crocus
To tell you the truth - Im only here for a bet.

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:12 pm
by amy green
Ugh - this room could do with a makeover!

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:11 pm
by Frito
Voyeurism though; can you see my point?

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:15 pm
by amy green
Where do you see us in 10 years time? Image

Next and final letter is Y - AND you get to pick the next topic (if you want) or pass it over to anyone else to suggest one.

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:34 am
by Sajehar
"xylophone, you play a xylophone for a living? I thought you were supposed to be a civil engiineer."

"Your not even in an orchestra!"

Zero points, mister. I'm outta here... I'm never doing online dating ever again."

What not to say at the doctors.

"And before I forget, my eyelashes ache too, as well as my left toenails and belly button."

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:24 am
by amy green
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO DOCTORS

By the way, that's a nasty cough you have there doctor! Image

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:15 pm
by Sajehar
Canova cough medicine will do you the world of good, doc; my gran swears by it.Now what about my hairy palms? The Imac is no longer working."

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:50 pm
by amy green
Do you get paid commission by pharmaceutical companies?

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:59 pm
by Sajehar
Er, yes. Now about those hairy palms...

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:58 pm
by amy green
Feel free to touch me wherever you please! Image Image Image