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Sajehar » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:34 am
"xylophone, you play a xylophone for a living? I thought you were supposed to be a civil engiineer."
"Your not even in an orchestra!"
Zero points, mister. I'm outta here... I'm never doing online dating ever again."
What not to say at the doctors.
"And before I forget, my eyelashes ache too, as well as my left toenails and belly button."