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Carers UK Forum • Topic By Alphabet! - Page 18
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Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:14 pm
by Violet
Feeling fine? Yes of course I am fine - just hoping you can treat my chronic sarcasm :silly:

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:25 am
by amy green
Good job I disinfected myself...do you mind if I spray you too?

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:39 am
by Sajehar
Hairy hands are not a problem? Well, what about my hairy hemorrhoids then?

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:33 am
by amy green
What not to say or do in a doctor's waiting room.

I think you would all benefit from my raw food diet...here, take a leaflet!

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:03 pm
by Sajehar
Juicing diets are even better... here, have one of my leaflets in exchange for one of yours.

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:09 pm
by Sajehar
Keep arguing about which diet is better, and then have duel in middle of waiting room with scrolled up leaflets acting as swords.

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:48 pm
by David_0406
What not to say or do in a doctor's waiting room


Lets party !!!!!!

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:37 pm
by amy green
Medicine should be replaced by humour! Laughter is the best medicine...unless you're diabetic - then it's insulin.

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:38 pm
by Sajehar
"Now listen up you time-wasting malingerers, your illnesses are all in the mind, unless you have hemorrhoids.... then it's all in the bum."

Re: Topic By Alphabet!

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:55 pm
by amy green
Oh I hope you don't mind me eating this takeaway...just that I have to dash off after the appointment.