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Topic By Alphabet! - Page 18 - Carers UK Forum

Topic By Alphabet!

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Feeling fine? Yes of course I am fine - just hoping you can treat my chronic sarcasm :silly:
Good job I disinfected myself...do you mind if I spray you too?
Hairy hands are not a problem? Well, what about my hairy hemorrhoids then?
What not to say or do in a doctor's waiting room.

I think you would all benefit from my raw food diet...here, take a leaflet!
Juicing diets are even better... here, have one of my leaflets in exchange for one of yours.
Keep arguing about which diet is better, and then have duel in middle of waiting room with scrolled up leaflets acting as swords.
What not to say or do in a doctor's waiting room


Lets party !!!!!!
Medicine should be replaced by humour! Laughter is the best medicine...unless you're diabetic - then it's insulin.
"Now listen up you time-wasting malingerers, your illnesses are all in the mind, unless you have hemorrhoids.... then it's all in the bum."
Oh I hope you don't mind me eating this takeaway...just that I have to dash off after the appointment.
278 posts