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Topic By Alphabet! - Page 15 - Carers UK Forum

Topic By Alphabet!

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Could you possibly speed up a bit and hit my ex wife's car?

Do me in this car right now

Excellent job knocking over that pedestrian

For goodness sake you idiot what do you think you're playing at?

Give me the wheel you're useless

Hope you cook better then you drive

I really fancy you

Just get on with it

Klingon is the only language you can speak?

Lucky the police weren't there to see you hit my ex wife

My MS means that I am unable to drive so I will need you to be my chauffeur if you pass your test

No! What did you hit my car for?

OK then when I hit the dashboard take your clothes off

Please will you marry me?

Quick!! my wife is in labour and I need to get to the hospital or I will miss the birth of my baby

Right turn here to get to my house where we are going to do it

Sorry you have failed your driving test however you have passed your test for HIV

Timothy what makes you think you can drive like a total lunatic in a residential area?

Unless you have sex with me I will have no choice but to fail you for this test

Violet why did you just hit your ex husband's car?

Where are we going for dinner tonight?

Yes there is something I want to ask you will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?
Oh.... Image Well, bang goes that topic for participation....

another topic?
What not to say at a wedding

Actually I only said I would marry you because I'm dying
What not to say at a wedding

Better not mention that his ex is 7 months pregnant ... Image
Coronation Street this sounds like; am I turning into that word turn around freak from those sci-fi films!
Did the bride choose that ghastly dress to show off her tattoos?
"every little counts", but how, precisely?
"For the record, wot happened to X, Y (U?), Z?
Good reply's, though.
How many more times is he getting married? Image
278 posts