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Carers UK Forum • Ten things...
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Ten things...

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:34 pm
by BertieBear
Greetings one and all!
I propose a new game for all the Carers UK Posse to play! Image If you're new to this forum and are unsure about posting, please do! Everyone is welcome! The more the merrier! So, here goes the rules of play...

We start with a 'Ten Things' topic (in this case 'Ten Things you never want to hear at a friend's house') and we come up with whatever funny or entertaining answers that we can. You can submit more than once. Whoever makes the tenth post can choose a new 'Ten Things' topic (some suggestions: Ten things you never want to hear from your bank, Ten things you should never say in a job interview, Ten things you never want to hear when buying a used car... etc.)
Remember to number your postings so we know when we've reached ten. I'll start us off with a couple and see where it goes.


Ten things you never want to hear at a friend's house!

1. "Don't mind the tarantula in the corner. He's safely inside his... Oh!"

2. "...and to think, it all happened in that chair you're sitting in now."


Okay folks, I'll leave the rest to you. Be as wild as you want and have fun. BB Image

3. "...and the doctor says

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:12 pm
by charles47
3. "...and the doctor says I shouldn't have any contact with people for a week or so..."

4. "Don't worry about the scratching sound. The ratcatcher's coming round any minute..."

5. "How do you spell 'homicidal'?"

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:05 pm
by BertieBear
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6. The kids have got

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:34 pm
by no1mum
6. The kids have got lice. Ew scratch scratch
7. The milk's gone off.
8. The snake's got out, but don't worry.

9. "Don't believe everything you

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:58 am
by charles47
9. "Don't believe everything you hear about Rottweilers. He's soft as tripe. I'll just nip into the kitchen and make a cuppa..."

10. "I'm sorry you came

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:03 pm
by BertieBear
10. "I'm sorry you came to stay at the same time as my parents... It just means we're short of beds, but I know you won't mind sharing."

Ten things you never want to hear from your bank

1. Enthusiastic and sustained laughing when you ask about your balance

2. Have you a mortgage. 3.

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:02 pm
by Guest
2. Have you a mortgage.
3. Can we help with life, car, or home insurance.
4. If there anything else we can try and flog you.
5. Stop nicking the free biros, you've got enough Image

5. Stop nicking the free

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:22 pm
by BertieBear
5. Stop nicking the free biros, you've got enough Image
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6. "Well, you're too late to withdraw any money but don't worry, I've seen your account balance and I've got some spare change on me so we should be okay."

7. "Do not ask for

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:38 pm
by charles47
7. "Do not ask for credit as refusal often offends"

10. Actually, we don't remember

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:57 pm
by charles47
10. Actually, we don't remember your PIN number either...

Next: Ten things you wouldn't want to hear from a police officer.

1. "I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news...."