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Some Silliness - Carers UK Forum

Some Silliness

Please feel free to join in or start any games.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if
we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not.

Here is your dose of humour...Follow the instructions
to find your new name. don't go all adult - a senior
manager is now known far and wide as
Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. "The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:

a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = zippy

Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i =farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle

Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice

Yours Dorfus Frickentush Image
Snickle Wafflehump.
Yeah suits me .lol x
Sloopy Dippinchunks
Yeah that fits. Image
Sloopy Dippindoodle here Image

Hey Minnie, maybe we're related Image Image
Gordon Ramsey - Dorfus Dippinchunks
Jeremy Clarkson - Dorfus Frickinbutt
Robbie Williams - Doombah Farkletush

I'm just picking on people who annoy me here Image Image Image
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Hey, maybe someone should start a campaign to get David Cameron's name officially changed to...

Sneezy Dippinchunks!
Goober Frickenhump!!!

Makes me sound like I'm permanently grumpy for some reason!!! Image
Goober Dippindoodle.No it`s not a criminal offence but my alternative name.
Goober Farklesniffer here
(Thats nearly as bad as my real surname!!!!)