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Ten things... - Page 2 - Carers UK Forum

Ten things...

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2. You're nicked Image
2. "Don't call us, we'll call you..." Image
Wow, that was swift Deborah Image So...

3. "Don't call us, we'll call you..."

That's better.
4. "Oh it's you again!"
4. Why did you leave your front door key under the mat?

5. Why did you hide your money under the mattress?
8. "You know your complaint is against my younger brother?"
9. "I'm sure he's armed but, to be honest, I haven't got my notepad so I won't be much use."
10. "I'm not paid that much, you'll have to do it yourself."

Grace (my wife) suggested adding this poem to the post which I think is perfectly apt.
'Twelve Things I Don't Want To Hear' by Connie Bensley

Assemble this in eight straight forward steps.
Start with a fish stock made the day before.
The driver has arrived but sadly drunk.
We'll need some disinfectant for the floor.

Insure all surfaces are clean and dry.
There's been a problem Madame I'm afraid.
We'd better have the manhole cover up.
Apologies the doctor's been delayed.
I'd love to bring a friend, he's so [melancholy].
They put you on the camp bed in the hall.
There's just one table left, perhaps you'd share.
I know it's midnight, but I had to call...


So, next up...

Ten things you never want to hear in a B&B

1. "I'm just taking orders for breakfast. Now, how do you like your parsnips done?"

2. "It's just not healthy to be too clean."

3. "You wouldn't mind lending a hand would you?"

4. "I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay with us. Now, before you settle down for the night, if you could just sign this insurance policy and liability contract..."
5. "Basiiiiil!"
5. "Basiiiiil!"
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Made me laugh out loud!
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