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Silly jokes.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:29 pm
by david c
A man is in a bar drinking a green spirit ,He speaks to the barman "Drinking this always makes me miss my wife ".
"Well " replied the barman "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder ".
I know they are getting worse.

Re: Silly jokes.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:36 pm
by rosemary
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :o :lol:

Re: Silly jokes.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:40 pm
by Colin_1705
Does this bus stop at the Pier Head?

Or does this bus stop at Dover.?

Answer, well if it doesn't we will all get our feet wet

Re: Silly jokes.

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:31 am
by Marie _17071
Absinthe kills you :lol: