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Carers UK Forum • One liners - Page 2
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whoever said nothing is impossible

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:16 am
by dreamer
whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried closing a revolving door

Why is a tin of

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:12 am
by delboy
Why is a tin of evaperated milk always full !!!

Why is when you dial a wrong number somebody is always in !!!

A bachelor’s life is no

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:59 am
by Sprinter
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.

energiser bunny arrested, charged with

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:53 pm
by dreamer
energiser bunny arrested, charged with battery

A word to the wise

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:39 pm
by Guest
A word to the wise is a waste of time really, try a word to the idiots instead.

A word to the wise

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:50 pm
by no1mum
A word to the wise is a waste of time really, try a word to the idiots instead.
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The meek shall inherit the

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:00 pm
by amy green
The meek shall inherit the earth .... if that's alright with the rest of you...?

I was in the park

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:05 pm
by Jimbo
I was in the park the other day, throwing a frisbee with my grandson. I suddenly had a thought, why does a frisby look bigger the nearer it gets? Then it hit me Image

A woman asked the barman

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:45 pm
by Sprinter
A woman asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

I was in the park

Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:24 am
by dreamer
I was in the park the other day, throwing a frisbee with my grandson. I suddenly had a thought, why does a frisby look bigger the nearer it gets? Then it hit me Image
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a good friend will bail you out of jail...a true friend will be sat next you saying 'woah, that was fun!'

I bumped into an old friend the other day, I really need to watch where I'm going