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whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried closing a revolving door
Why is a tin of evaperated milk always full !!!

Why is when you dial a wrong number somebody is always in !!!
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
energiser bunny arrested, charged with battery
A word to the wise is a waste of time really, try a word to the idiots instead.
A word to the wise is a waste of time really, try a word to the idiots instead.
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The meek shall inherit the earth .... if that's alright with the rest of you...?
I was in the park the other day, throwing a frisbee with my grandson. I suddenly had a thought, why does a frisby look bigger the nearer it gets? Then it hit me Image
A woman asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.
I was in the park the other day, throwing a frisbee with my grandson. I suddenly had a thought, why does a frisby look bigger the nearer it gets? Then it hit me Image
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a good friend will bail you out of jail...a true friend will be sat next you saying 'woah, that was fun!'

I bumped into an old friend the other day, I really need to watch where I'm going