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Man down - Heard on Asda PA system - Carers UK Forum

Man down - Heard on Asda PA system

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On the ASDA PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband
down.'

A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA
The husband picks up a case of Guinness and puts it in their
trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £10 for 18 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face
cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 18 cans of Guinness and it's half the
price.'

He never knew what hit him.

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