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Corrupt a wish - Page 15 - Carers UK Forum

Corrupt a wish

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Granted but it's a celebrity you dislike!

Wish I had my freedom back...
Granted, but you cant have the front Image

I wish for my medical conditions to disappear............forever
Granted. They've disappeared forever, but so have you.

I wish that I could learn languages as easily as I used to.
Granted, but they're all jumbled up when you speak.

I wish I had time and money to go on a long relaxing cruise.
Cruise is booked, it's on the Costa Concordia.
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I'm wishing for a nice meal in a good pub.
Fantastic. Really made me laugh.


Your pub meal is granted, but your chef is Sweeney Todd.

I wish I could play the piano.
Granted but your piano is out of tune.

I wish for a day of pampering.
Your pampering starts with a full body massage from John McCririck.

I wish for some one to make me a cup of coffee.
Granted, but salt instead of sugar

I wish for a night in a tent.
Granted but you can't neglect your caring duties. You still have to provide In-Tent-sive care.

I wish for all motorway road works to disappear.
159 posts