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Corrupt a wish - Page 14 - Carers UK Forum

Corrupt a wish

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Granted, but you are now stranded in Timbuktu where they dont speak Portuguese at all.

I wish my ironing was done
Granted but everything is scorched cos the iron was too hot.





I wish I could loose 5 stone in weight
You have - but youve only lost it on your left side.


I wish I could see my daughter more often
granted...but you can only see her on Skype (which is fabulous btw Image )


i wish for winter fuel allowance!
Granted. Trouble is the fuel companies have all put up their prices so much it only gives you ten minutes of heat Image

I wish I was 18 again.
Granted, but you are still at college and have loads of exams to take, the girl you really fancy doesnt even look at you and no-one else shares your taste in music.

I wish I could see properly without glasses
granted but you still need spectacles

i wish for a box of turkish delight Image
Yes, you have the box


Um, did you want the turkish delight too?


I wish for a holiday in Paris
granted but you've lost your passport

i wish for one of those lovely Christmas floral display things from the interflora website
Interflora have gone bankrupt, so you get sent Poison Ivy in retribution

I wish I was someone else
159 posts