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Corrupt a wish - Page 13 - Carers UK Forum

Corrupt a wish

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Granted but now no one will come near you because you are wearing the whole bottle

I wish for a Winnie The Pooh Cross stitch kit
Granted... but Winnie smells so bad its made the stitches very cross in deed

I wish for half an hour to rake my garden leaves
Granted. You have half an hour. Ever get the feeling you should have asked for a rake too?

I wish for a nice big cake!
granted.. but you can't have your cake and eat it!

I wish for a rake... Image
Granted. Should have asked for it half an hour ago though Image

I wish for a cake I can eat (get out of that one) Image
Granted … you can have your cake and eat it… but you have to eat it all and it’s the size of my deluxe double decker bunny hutch! Image .. you're lucky I could have said the size of buckingham palace! Image ...if you wish for a sick bowl it will not be granted Image

I wish for silence...of the golden variety
Granted - thats because you are now deaf................sorry, I SAID YOU ARE NOW DEAF Image

My wish is for world peace
granted.. i'll give you a piece of my world! Image Image Image

i wish for a hearing aid...actually no i don't Image

i wish for a quiet night
Granted. The night is the quietest you've had. Good luck with the day though. All the nighttime wildlife is grumpy for having had to be quiet all night.

I wish for some fairy lights.
Your wish is granted but they don't work! Image




I wish I could Speak fluent Portuguese and understand the language
159 posts