Corrupt a wish

[Sassy]

The idea of this game is that someone makes a wish, which the next poster will grant... but there is something the matter with it. You will then end with a wish of your own that the next replier can corrupt. For example:-

Me: I wish for a cake
You: Your wish is granted but the cake is stale

You: I wish for a cup of coffee...

I'll start with:-

I wish for a nice sunny day

[Minnie]

Granted, Beautiful day sun splitting the trees, soooooo hot,

[Myrtle]

Granted, big box of chocolates.......but they are all coconut.

I wish someone would weed my garden.

[Minnie]

I'II do the weeding ma dear, don't you worry. your we self.
Every time I spent a penny, I saved
my own special ingredient , beautiful compost,

[Sassy]

Your wish is granted, but it rains the whole time and you are flooded out

I wish for a good offline game to amuse me for a while

[Myrtle]

Your wish is granted, complete with a virus

I wish the library didn't shut on a Tuesday afternoon.

[michael parker]

The library is staying open all day tuesday......but due to cuts is closed for the rest of the week.

Wish my talents as a genius were recognised.

[Jane:-)]

Your talents as a genius were recognised but then Malice walked in and surpassed you!

Wish the faeries come tonight and make my house beautifully clean and tidy

[Sassy]

Your wish is granted, but now the mess from inside the house is strewn all over the garden.

I wish the ink cartridges in my printer would re fill themselves

[Anne001]

Your wish is granted but the printer has broken.

I wish I could lose a stone