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Confession - Carers UK Forum

Confession

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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me
seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass
and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off your face."
It put a smile on mine. Image Image Image
AND ME!!!!!! Image Image Image Image
lol lol lol lol