A bloke goes into a pet shop wanting a parrot...The pet shop owner tells the bloke we only have one but it swears...The bloke says "I will have it, it will be novel"...bloke gets it home and after about 3 days he gets fed up with all the swearing coming from the parrot and tells the parrot, "if you don't shut up swearing i will put you in the freezer as punishment for 10 minutes"...the parrot carries on swearing, the bloke puts it in the freezer....After ten mins went back took the shivering parrot out of the freezer and asked the parrot "had it learned its the lesson?" The parrot replied "yes "...A bit later on the parrot piped up "can I ask you a question?"...the bloke said "yes anything"...the parrot asked "what did the chicken do?"