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Carers UK Forum • Bad joke marathon - Page 3
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Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:07 pm
by farmer1961
What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:30 pm
by silverday
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm invisible!
Doctor: Next!

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:55 pm
by phoebe
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his trousers?

Warren.

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:57 pm
by York52
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:17 am
by Jimbo
What do you call a man with a spade in his head.......Doug Image Image

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:43 pm
by crocus
What do you call a man with a paper bag over his head?

Russell

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:12 pm
by phoebe
What do you call a man with a spade in his head.......Doug
What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade in his head?


Douglas.

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:13 pm
by phoebe
Q- What's brown and sticky?

A- a stick

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:45 pm
by Scally
Three Yorkshiremen died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The East Riding man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The North Riding man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The West Riding man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

Then the Wessie replied, 'These are Carols". Image Image Image

Re: Bad joke marathon

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:21 am
by Sprinter
Q. What do you call a Frenchman wearing beach shoes?

A. Philippe Flop.

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A friend arrived at a fancy dress party. I asked him what he'd comes as and he said, 'A snail.'

'Then why have you got your girlfriend on your back?' I asked.

'That's Michelle!'

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Mickey Mouse was having a meeting with his lawyer...

'Mr Mouse, I think that because Minnie has buck teeth is reasonable grounds for divorce.'

'I never said she had buck teeth, I said she was f***ing goofy!'