Bad joke marathon

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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm invisible!
Doctor: Next!
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his trousers?

Warren.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff
What do you call a man with a spade in his head.......Doug Image Image
What do you call a man with a paper bag over his head?

Russell
What do you call a man with a spade in his head.......Doug
What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade in his head?


Douglas.
Q- What's brown and sticky?

A- a stick
Three Yorkshiremen died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The East Riding man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The North Riding man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The West Riding man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

Then the Wessie replied, 'These are Carols". Image Image Image
Q. What do you call a Frenchman wearing beach shoes?

A. Philippe Flop.

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A friend arrived at a fancy dress party. I asked him what he'd comes as and he said, 'A snail.'

'Then why have you got your girlfriend on your back?' I asked.

'That's Michelle!'

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Mickey Mouse was having a meeting with his lawyer...

'Mr Mouse, I think that because Minnie has buck teeth is reasonable grounds for divorce.'

'I never said she had buck teeth, I said she was f***ing goofy!'