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what shivers and shakes at the bottom of the sea?


A nervous wreck
what shivers and shakes at the bottom of the sea?


A nervous wreck
You've reminded me of something...when I was little and writing my thank you letters after Christmas I put this joke at the bottom of a letter to an auntie. Mum read it and told me to re-write the letter with a different joke. I didn't understand till later that this auntie had a history of mental illness. Image
what shivers and shakes at the bottom of the sea?


A nervous wreck
You've reminded me of something...when I was little and writing my thank you letters after Christmas I put this joke at the bottom of a letter to an auntie. Mum read it and told me to re-write the letter with a different joke. I didn't understand till later that this auntie had a history of mental illness. Image
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Can you remember the joke did you use? RRB
No idea - I was about 8 at the time. The nervous wreck stayed in my mind though.


And then there's the elephant jokes - they went on forever...

How many elephants can you get in a Mini?

Four - 2 in the front and two at the back.


How many giraffes can you get in a Mini?

None...the elephants are in it!
How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees!

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No? Shows it works!

How do elephants get down from hiding in cherry trees?
They wait for autumn and float down on the leaves Image
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What's the difference between a post box and an elephant's behind?

Don't know? Well I'll never ask you to post a letter for me then Image
I used to have a large globe which was given to me as a Christmas present.

I was very attached to it..........it meant the world to me!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Isobel
Isobel who?
Isobel necessary on a bike?
What do you call a three-legged donkey?




...A wonkey




What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?



.....A Doyouthinkhesaurus