Bad joke marathon

[BertieBear]

I'll get us started:

What does a toothless parrot do?

Succeed


How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

With Jammin'

[Robinredbreast]

Whats black and white and noisy?
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A zebra playing the piano

RRB

[BertieBear]

What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

A penguin rolling down the stairs.

[Minnie]

Whats red and flies , and wobbles at the same time?

A Jelly-copter

[Robinredbreast]

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Whats red and flies , and wobbles at the same time?

A Jelly-copter

hehe

Knock knock

Who's there?

lettuce

lettuce who?

Lettuce in its cold outside

[Minnie]

Knock Knock !

Who's there?


Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock...

[BertieBear]

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Whats red and flies , and wobbles at the same time?

A Jelly-copter

What goes down your washing line at 70mph?

Honda-pants

Honestly folks! They're just going to get worse...

[Minnie]

Two aerials meet on a roof, get married, the ceremony was rubbish,
but the reception was brilliant.

I'm on a Whiskey Diet- I've lost three days already.

[Robinredbreast]

What did the big telephone box say to the little telephone box?

You're too young to get engaged

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. I know, I know, I think we need a new smilie which says 'groan'.

[crocus]

What do you call a blind stag?
No idea


What do you call a blind stag on stilts?
No idea a'tall.


What do you call a dead blind stag?
Still no idea