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And God Created Woman - Carers UK Forum

And God Created Woman

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AND GOD CREATED WOMAN

And she was good.

And she had two arms, two legs, and three breasts.

And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about herself.

And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.

And it was good.

She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob.

And God created man...
AND GOD CREATED MAN

And he was good.

And he had two arms, two legs, and three balls.

And God asked man what he would like to have changed about himself.

And he asked for the middle ball to be removed.

And it was good.

he stood with his third ball in his hand and asked God what should be done with the useless ball.

And God then dropped a bo***ck.. Hence woman came into being.
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