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A girls night out and the cuckoo clock - Carers UK Forum

A girls night out and the cuckoo clock

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Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'...
he didn't seem pi**ed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,

then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'


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Brilliant!
Nice one.

I am now ensuring that we have no cuckoo clocks. Just in case. Image
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