<t>Hi <br/> <br/> My name is Sheryl and I am new to this forum <br/> <br/> I am a carer for my father who was diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver 2 years ago. As well as this he has a dead nerve in his leg which means that he is unable to walk without a walking stick.<br/> <br/> He moved from his ...

<t>I have a riddle for you<br/> A woman who lived in Germany during World War II wanted to cross the German/Swiss border in order to escape Nazi pursuers. The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. Every three minutes a guard comes out of his bunker and checks if an...

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<t>Could you possibly speed up a bit and hit my ex wife's car?<br/> <br/> Do me in this car right now<br/> <br/> Excellent job knocking over that pedestrian <br/> <br/> For goodness sake you idiot what do you think you're playing at?<br/> <br/> Give me the wheel you're useless<br/> <br/> Hope you co...

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