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I usually open with letting you know that I don't stay for breakfast...what...where are you going?
Got to say...the lighting is dim, but I found my way to you by your fluorescent white teeth!
Every time I see a looker and smell her hair, she walks away...why is that?
Curious...do you find arrogant guys like me attractive?
JUST TO CLARIFY - This thread is not about replying to the previous post but to come up with a reply to the topic . The subject of the topic can be found by scrolling back to the letter A. Thank you. New Topic: Bad Chat Up Lines At A Party A ctually you look like my sister....can't stand her!
Perhaps I should come over and relieve you but I don't want to miss Big Brother on TV!
Look, enough about you...can't you see I have a papercut on my hand?
I suppose someone has to do what you do...wouldn't catch me giving up my life.
Feel so good having had that week in Bermuda!