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<t>My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's<br/> group The Monkees. I thought she was joking.<br/> And then I saw her face...............<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a<br/> couple of Swan Vesta matches.<br/>...
<t>Pocket Tazer Stun Gun,<br/> <br/> a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased<br/> his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:<br/> <br/> Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked<br/> my interest...<br/> The occasion was our 15th an...
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<t>Totally agree, before I quit work to care full time I had to sit down and work things out very carefully.<br/> I want to work but financially I am better off NOT working (working even 16 hours a week left me close to £200 a month WORSE off) and its so wrong!<br/> People that want to work yet also...
<t>Nilla you are so right, xmas has become too comercialised now, I would love for it to go back to how it was even when I was a kid, <br/> Family together, roaring log fires, a cosy happy day without the hussle and bussle and the massive expense of everything these days.<br/> <br/> Last year me and...
<t>Dont get me wrong I normally love xmas but the past few years money has been extremely tight which meant I couldnt buy my loved ones anywhere near what I wanted to, this year we have a baby that will be 11 months old and im already scared its going to be a dissapointing xmas simply becaue I cant ...
GREAT! xmas in the shops already, great way to make me feel depressed.

Time to hibernate till February
<t>An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.<br/> <br/> After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is al...
Never had a garden of my own till I moved here in February so im anything but a garden expert. Ive just cut my lawn again (its growing like wildfire at the moment) but there is mostly weed and its very unlevel. So 1) when is the last time I should cut the grass before winter sets in? 2) When is the ...