Hi Chris, welcome to the forum, plenty of us on here who will understand how you are feeling, pop along to our members section where you will find roll call, it's our equivalent to a chat over the garden fence.

There are a lot of people out there who struggle with stoma care and are embarrassed to ask for help and advice it may be they come on and read the advice here but don't post up themselves.

Ivor the engine

Under the rainbow

Rain Man

Space poddity, I like it, could make it our charity record for next Christmas. Time.to rock around the Christmas tree

We can stop here indefinitely.
I sampled some very strange purple and yellow cakes, made me feel rather jolly.
Who's for karaoke

Dance floor it is, we can make the dance up as we go along

Also worth filling in the form for attendance allowance, if hubby is already receiving AA them apply for the higher rate because of change of circumstances.

Did we all enjoy our planetary presents, my moon boots for perfectly.
Is it time for the evening drinks and knees up now?