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Key to Abbreviations - Page 4 - Carers UK Forum

Key to Abbreviations

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Feel free to PM me. In my spare time I mix with some very earthy steam engineers, I'm sure it won't be worse than anything they say!
I remember SWLK but BURMA?
that would have to be P M'd then or I'll get told off Image Image
From what I know of BURMA, I can't see I'd get told off.

Be Undressed Ready My Angel
Between Us, Remember Me Always
Be Upstairs Ready My Angel
Birmingham University Retired Members Association

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I remember SWLK but BURMA?
that would have to be P M'd then or I'll get told off Image Image
From what I know of BURMA, I can't see I'd get told off.

Be Undressed Ready My Angel
Between Us, Remember Me Always
Be Upstairs Ready My Angel
Birmingham University Retired Members Association

Howzat? Image
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Of course, SOB has other meanings. In America, for example. Son of a b***h - one reason why I'm not keen on abbreviations: they sometimes get in the way.

In the late 1990s, the government introduced the HIP - the Health Improvement Programme. However, there was another HIP in existence - the Housing Investment Programme - and there were occasional opportunities for confusion. So the government decided in its infinite wisdom, that unlike people it could not have two HIPs. And the Health Improvement Programme became a HIMP.

Which is fine, except for the fact that the CHIP (Childrens Health Improvement Programme) now became a CHIMP!!
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts these are the codes for you Image

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go P

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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Susie that made me laugh despite not knowing all the 'younger' meanings of the abbrev.
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ICBATBH - I can't be a***d to be honest.